Daily Archives: March 2, 2017

OFF-BALANCED JILL…

RETURNS!!!  As “TEAM ALLEN” is “STILL”..???….???…???… SURVIVING Hurricane Matthew.  Grrr…I am so, So, SO  O-V-E-R   “I-T,” folks!!!  “HURRUCANE-SCHMURRICANE!!!  AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR A HURRICANE!!!” (a previous post)

Aaahhhhhh!!!  “LIFE IS DIFFICULT,” folks!!!  The FEW clothes I DO have with me here in this townhouse for “daily-wear” are getting misplaced,displaced, or “LOST”???…???…???…SOMEWHERE… up/down-stairs.   S-O-M-E-W-H-E-R-E!!!  (over the rainbow…)  :/

I do NOT know where they are BUT…???…???…???…my FEW clothes are MISSING!!!  Thereby, encouraging “THE RETURN OF…???…???…???… OFF-BALANCED JILL”!!!  :/  And I embraced  “HER,” (which is really “ME”) my unbalanced “SELF,” whole-heartedly…AGAIN!!!  HA!!!  

I HAD to wear my “ni-night” t-shirts to work Tues and Wed this week…under my open-front, button-down scrub top/jacket!!!  AND…???…???…???… those ni-night t-shirts JUST happened to be CHRISTMAS t-shirts!!!  WHAT???!!!???!!!???!!!  OH NO!!!  PLEASE SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!  “SO!!!” 

NO KIDDING, folks!!!  I have worn Christmas ni-night t-shirts to work for the past TWO (2) DAYS!!!  OUCH!!!  OR “HA”!!!  (Pppsssttt… I wore a “TEAM RUFOLF” t-shirt to work on Wednesday, 3/1/2017!!!  WOO-WHOOOOOO!!!  GO TEAM RUDOLF!!!  That’s so, So, SO “ME”!!!  Isn’t it???  DOUBLE HA, HA!!!)   😉

:/  “IT IS WHAT IT IS,” folks!!!  And Wednesday was the WORST day yet, folks.  I had NO clean socks.  Our “CLEAN LAUNDRY” pile on the sofa-sectional only offered one low-sock of Chase’s and one no-show sock of Danielle’s.  :/  I had “NO” choice!!!  My husband JUST told me (Mon.) that my feet “smell” worse when I don’t wear socks!!!  :/  :/  ( I “GOT” the “HINT,” folks)  😉

 SO…???…???…???…I wore a “TEAM RUDOLF” Christmas t-shirt, two (2) different socks AND I then chose to TOP “THAT” look off with two (2) DIFFERENT colored shoes, as well!!!  HA!!!  One black.  And one tan!!!  I did.  I Did.  I DID!!!

Oh, the “MEMORIES” are FLOODING back, folks!!!  Do ya’ll remember those previous posts???  The different colored shoes I wore to indicate my off-balanced-NESS back in 2014-ish!!!  AND… the “CRAZY,” OFF-BALANCED hair-style of 2015-16-ish!!!  (Pppssssttt…my hair is still lopsided, but the “RIGHT” side is growing (it’s about 3″ long now) and “STILL” growing-out from being shaved to 1/8″-or-so!!! )  :/  OUCH!!!

And NOW (in 2017)…???…???…???…  I’m wearing Christmas shirts in Feb.-March???!!!  Different socks???!!!  AND…different colored shoes???!!!   P-L-U-S…the “STILL” OFF-BALANCED hair-style???!!!???!!!???!!!  OUCH!!!

Oh yeah, it’s pretty sad, folks.  SAD.  BUT TRUE.  ALL OF IT!!!  I guess I should be pretty THANKFUL  to   “STILL”  have  this “J-O-B” … AFTER all THESE YEARS (12)…of dysfunction in the workplace!!!  :/

Hhhmmm…think, Think, THINK…“LIFE IS DIFFICULT,” folks!!!  But I’m “STILL” hanging on!!!  WOO-WHOOOOOO!!  And teammates seem to KEEP giving me the “BENEFIT-OF-THE-DOUBT”.  For “SOME” reason.  “WHATEVER” reason.  THANK-YOU, JESUS!!!

And so…THE “JOURNEY” CONTINUES…

GO TEAM!!!  WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!!

P.H.P., folks.  People Helping People…to survive “LIFE”!!!

Give the BEST of yourself for “JUST” today…”EVERY” day!!!

ALL GLORY BE TO GOD!!!  AMEN.