Daily Archives: January 7, 2015

1 “SANTA,” PLEASE…

MGO, folks!!!  “I”… am a MESS!!! I get so “LOST” in my mind that the craziest things, often-times, escape my mouth… during times of confusion!!!  Folks, you are NOT gonna believe this!!!  Come along…

“Oopse… I DID IT AGAIN!!!”  Yep, I made a fool of myself in the food-order line at Magic Kingdom on Sun., 1/4/15!!!  It was night-time.  We had left home early, 7:00 a.m. for a 1-day excursion to the Disney park, Magic Kingdom, in Orlando, FL.  “THIS”… was the last weekend of “Christmas” break for the kids from school.

We entered the park around 9:00 a.m. and decided to go, Go, GOOOOO… ALL day.  This was such a fun, Fun, FUN day!!!  We decided to get dinner inside the park (since we were ALL hungry) around 6:00 p.m.-ish with plans to stay and watch the “MAGICAL” fireworks display at 9:00 p.m., ET..  HA!!!  Chris and I got in line to order the food and both kids went to locate a table…

Chase soon returned to inform us that the lines were shorter “OVER THERE”… on the other side of this fast food… place to eat.  Chris and I raced right “OVER THERE” to a shorter line, only to realize that the food choices available at this shorter line were a bit different.  Aaahhhhhh!!!  Danielle and Chris wanted something available back “OVER THERE” at the first line we had entered and exited for the shorter lines…“OVER HERE”!!!  Chase and I, on the other hand, wanted food from “THIS” short line… “RIGHT HERE”!!!  HA!!!  Chris and Danielle went back “OVER THERE” to order their dinners.  Chase and I walked right up to the register, “RIGHT HERE” to order ours.  Now, Chase said he wanted a “Fanta” orange drink with his dinner… which he never, Never, NEVER gets.  “FANTA!!!”

So, I turned to Victoria at the cash register and promptly ordered 2  #4’s, 1 diet coke, and 1 “Santa,” please.  :/  Victoria, the cashier… about fell over!!!  WHAT???!!!???!!!???!!!  I caught the error immediately as her face displayed sheer disbelief!!!  “I mean   FANTA, the orange drink,” I retorted!!!  It was too late, folks.  I could NOT recover from “THAT” blunder.  Oh, yeah… Oopse, I made a fool of myself… AGAIN!!!

Victoria was quick witted, and reported…Look lady, “I know we have an alien right over there ( an animated, robot alien that plays keyboard and sings in the children’s  section), but I don’t think Santa’s here!!!”  DOUBLE HA, HA!!!  Poor, POOR Chase.  “Sorry, son.  Oopse… I DID IT AGAIN!!!”

JUST ANOTHER DAY… IN “JILL’S WORLD”!!!

“STUFF”… happens, folks.  I admit that it does NOT take much, AT ALL, to get me…???…???…???… “flustered”( a state of [flighty] agitated confusion).  AT LEAST I HAVE LEARNED TO LAUGH AT MYSELF… which I could NEVER do… years before!!!

ALL GLORY BE TO GOD!!!  AMEN.