WHAT HAPPENS…

When Jill decides not to “follow the rules”?  Traffic rules…

Once…I tried sneaking through a yellow light.  My daughter had a big role in the 4 yr. olds’ Christmas play at Daycare.  I had sooooo much to do before the show!  NO TIME TO WASTE!!!  Yep, a cop pulled me over!!!  I got a ticket!!!

Another time…I was exiting a shopping complex that directed you to continue onto the right, but I needed to go left.  I had observed MANY other cars do this exact same thing…NO PROBLEM!!!  I had just tried to get groceries with my 2 toddlers in tow…this did not go well!  Both kids were screaming.  I was PMS-ing!!!  I WAS GOING TO BREAK THE RULES!!!  Just this ONE time!!!  Yep, that cop must have been waiting for “ME” to come along!!!

So ya see, folks.  I am unable to break the rules…traffic rules…even when I allow myself to “try” and break them.  I ALWAYS GET CAUGHT!!!